Author: Markus Zusak
Title: I Am The Messenger
Rating: 9.5 out of 10
Kritiks/Comments: Very enticing.
Yes, yes, yes. Contrary to popular belif, I am nice once in a while, surprisingly.
But this is not one of those whiles. Nope. This book has earned my respect even when it wasn't my yearly "nice period".
This book is legitly kickass. It talks about this ninteen year old cabbie driver named Ed Kennedy (yes, he's underage, he's got lying skills like that). His life is normal... too normal. So deathly boring origional, that when he recieves an Ace (yes, the card, dumasses) in the mail listing three addresses, he's skeptical about what the hell's gonna go on in his life after that.
He then becomes the messenger.
Nine point five outta ten is a very, very high score for me. This book (as the comments say) is very enticing. I read it last night after I had two gut-wrenching cups of coffee that kept me awake till three in the morning. But even w/o the coffee, I woulda been up reading that book (no, not cause of my insomnia either). It's a really good book (yes, it's got some bad words and sex references in it, but what good book doesn't?), and I HIGHLY, highly suggest picking it up at your nearest library RIGHT NOW.
GO. RIGHT NOW. YES, YOU DUMASS!!!!! GO TO THE LIBRARY! NOW!!!!!
Oh? You lost your library card?
WELL GET A NEW ONE!!!! GO!!!!!
Laitronic,
Vince
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Firsties!
Wasssups, y'all?
This is the first post of, what, the third blog I contribute to?
This is gonna be about reviewing stuffs. Books, movies, music, whatever entertainment that comes across my werid (and rather cruel) head.
Here's the lowdown (the format, for the mentally impaired [the layout, for the totally retarded]):
Books (prolly the most frequent):
Author (all books have authors)
Title (If it doesn't have a title, it's not a book)
Rating (A Number out of Ten, my personal rating)
Comments/Kritiks (Anything I have to say about it [most of the times, I'll probably be a tad cruel])
Music (next frequent):
Band: (No durr...)
Title: (This is getting repetitive)
Rating: (Number out of Five system, also my personal rating)
Comments/Kritiks (If the above rating is a zero or a one, I am currently brain dead and/or comatose, so expect VERY VERY VERY cruel comments)
Movies/Tv Shows (least frequent, most sparingly):
Umm.. screw this. This will appear when the time comes. I'm not supposed to be online right now anyway, haha.
If you want to know about my retarded life, go to DrkBlader27.blogspot.com
There, you shall find rants, raves, my opinion, etc.
Disclaimer: Yes, this is my f**king opinion. There will, no doubt, be people who actually think that the Gummi Bear song is really good. If you want to argue with me, e-mail me at:
DrkBlader27@gmail.com
Don't spam me. I will hunt you down, find your IP address (which I can find, in like, a minute), stalk you, learn your habits, rape your mother in front of you or your children, burn your house down, and then make your remaining life a living hell.
Well... ok fine, I WON'T rape your mother... who'd want to rape her anyway? I mean, just look at her.
Fine, fine, I'll stop being mean. (Note that on the internet, I'm really cruel, real life, not so much).
Yes, you have your f**king rights to contrast me in my opinions. You wanna debate? You'll lose.. I have ten reasons, right now, that say that you contribue to global warming. Don't start with me. Haha
Ok, that's it for the first post. I'll prolly post something else later today.
Laitronic,
V. Chang
This is the first post of, what, the third blog I contribute to?
This is gonna be about reviewing stuffs. Books, movies, music, whatever entertainment that comes across my werid (and rather cruel) head.
Here's the lowdown (the format, for the mentally impaired [the layout, for the totally retarded]):
Books (prolly the most frequent):
Author (all books have authors)
Title (If it doesn't have a title, it's not a book)
Rating (A Number out of Ten, my personal rating)
Comments/Kritiks (Anything I have to say about it [most of the times, I'll probably be a tad cruel])
Music (next frequent):
Band: (No durr...)
Title: (This is getting repetitive)
Rating: (Number out of Five system, also my personal rating)
Comments/Kritiks (If the above rating is a zero or a one, I am currently brain dead and/or comatose, so expect VERY VERY VERY cruel comments)
Movies/Tv Shows (least frequent, most sparingly):
Umm.. screw this. This will appear when the time comes. I'm not supposed to be online right now anyway, haha.
If you want to know about my retarded life, go to DrkBlader27.blogspot.com
There, you shall find rants, raves, my opinion, etc.
Disclaimer: Yes, this is my f**king opinion. There will, no doubt, be people who actually think that the Gummi Bear song is really good. If you want to argue with me, e-mail me at:
DrkBlader27@gmail.com
Don't spam me. I will hunt you down, find your IP address (which I can find, in like, a minute), stalk you, learn your habits, rape your mother in front of you or your children, burn your house down, and then make your remaining life a living hell.
Well... ok fine, I WON'T rape your mother... who'd want to rape her anyway? I mean, just look at her.
Fine, fine, I'll stop being mean. (Note that on the internet, I'm really cruel, real life, not so much).
Yes, you have your f**king rights to contrast me in my opinions. You wanna debate? You'll lose.. I have ten reasons, right now, that say that you contribue to global warming. Don't start with me. Haha
Ok, that's it for the first post. I'll prolly post something else later today.
Laitronic,
V. Chang
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