Firsties!

Wasssups, y'all?

This is the first post of, what, the third blog I contribute to?
This is gonna be about reviewing stuffs. Books, movies, music, whatever entertainment that comes across my werid (and rather cruel) head.

Here's the lowdown (the format, for the mentally impaired [the layout, for the totally retarded]):

Books (prolly the most frequent):

Author (all books have authors)
Title (If it doesn't have a title, it's not a book)
Rating (A Number out of Ten, my personal rating)
Comments/Kritiks (Anything I have to say about it [most of the times, I'll probably be a tad cruel])

Music (next frequent):

Band: (No durr...)
Title: (This is getting repetitive)
Rating: (Number out of Five system, also my personal rating)
Comments/Kritiks (If the above rating is a zero or a one, I am currently brain dead and/or comatose, so expect VERY VERY VERY cruel comments)

Movies/Tv Shows (least frequent, most sparingly):

Umm.. screw this. This will appear when the time comes. I'm not supposed to be online right now anyway, haha.

If you want to know about my retarded life, go to DrkBlader27.blogspot.com
There, you shall find rants, raves, my opinion, etc.

Disclaimer: Yes, this is my f**king opinion. There will, no doubt, be people who actually think that the Gummi Bear song is really good. If you want to argue with me, e-mail me at:

DrkBlader27@gmail.com

Don't spam me. I will hunt you down, find your IP address (which I can find, in like, a minute), stalk you, learn your habits, rape your mother in front of you or your children, burn your house down, and then make your remaining life a living hell.

Well... ok fine, I WON'T rape your mother... who'd want to rape her anyway? I mean, just look at her.
Fine, fine, I'll stop being mean. (Note that on the internet, I'm really cruel, real life, not so much).

Yes, you have your f**king rights to contrast me in my opinions. You wanna debate? You'll lose.. I have ten reasons, right now, that say that you contribue to global warming. Don't start with me. Haha

Ok, that's it for the first post. I'll prolly post something else later today.

Laitronic,
V. Chang